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That awkward moment when the guy you like doesn`t reply to your text and you feel like jumping off the top of a building.

If you want me, then show it. I`m not going to wait for you for my entire life.

You are the boy, and I am the girl. You text me first or we`re not going to talk today.

Someone doesn`t have to be perfect in order to be my prince charming.

If you choose between two guys, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Every girl has that special boy she`ll never forget about.

I`m the girl that always has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.

Never let a girl think she has a chance when you know she doesn`t.

Guy: ...Hey girl, what`s your sexy name?... Girl: ...Taken!...

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.

Girls, when a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy (:

A girl may not be the queen to her boyfriend or husband, but she will always be a princess to her DAD :)

When a girl says, ...I`m done,... it really means, ...fight for me....

You can`t turn a bad girl good. But once a good girl`s gone bad, she`s gone forever.

Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination.

He`s the kind of guy who makes you love your name just because he says it.

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.

You`re as chocolate, as you always make me feel better.

When you can`t appreciate a woman when she is doing her best for you, then do not expect her to be there in your time of need.

तू जिद हे इस दिल की, वरना इन आँखो ने, और भी हसीन चेहरे देखे हे

A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.

If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don`t take her for granted.

When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name incase we ever get married.

A real woman doesn`t count how many guys she had in her life, but how many times she resisted guys for the man she really loves.

Dear Guys, when we put our head on your chest we want you to put your arms around us.

Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

Girls be careful.. A player might take an occasional timeout, but he`ll always return to the game!

Don`t be the woman that needs a man; guys take advantage of those people. Be the woman a man needs.

The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Girls never mind staying up a bit longer just to talk to a guy they love :)

If a guy really loves a girl, the one and only thing he wanna change is her Last Name.

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

Call a girl pretty and she will remember it for 5 minutes. Call a girl ugly and she will remember it forever.

The right person will love all the things about you that the wrong person took for granted.

I am a woman, not a princess...I have an attitude, opinions, and a very loud voice...I am not a liar or a cheat...I am independent, intelligent, and strong...

When people call me a bitch I say HELL YEAH I AM !!!

Dear hair, if you just cooperated in the first place we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. sincerely, girl with a flat iron

मेरे बारे में इतना मत सोचना, दिल में आता हु, समज में नही ।

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars...Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...

Some guys are like commercials, you can`t believe a word they say

Every girl deserves that one guy to make her smile and forget she ever had a broken heart.

Women are like grenades...if not handled correctly, they will kill you...

Tall guy + short girl = cuuuute :) but short guy + tall girl = awkward.

Girls give & forgive. Boys get & forget.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard the stories, but they didn`t feel what you felt in your heart.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

Ever since I met you, it hasn`t been the same. All you got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.

Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman.

I miss you, but I`m not going to text you first, because I want to see if you miss me more.

Sending a woman a text that says ...Good Morning Beautiful... can change their attitude for the whole day...

I`m a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.

I`d rather hear a guy say ...I made plans for us,... instead of the usual ...I dunno, it`s whatever you wanna do....

You remind me of my next boyfriend.

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember...

The awkward moment when your boyfriend`s hair is so much better than yours

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.

Men play the game; women know the score.

Awe that`s cute, how many OTHER girls did you say that too?

Guys, stop fighting `with` her and start fighting `for` her.

The man of my dreams is never around when I`m awake.

Guys, you must know that if a girl loved you then, chances are she still loves you now.

The best feeling in the world is when you are about to look at him but realize that he is already staring at you.

It`s funny how you can always tell when a guy likes someone else, but you can never tell if he likes you.

...Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more....

There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them....! :-/

Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you.

As my boyfriend, you have an amazing taste in girls ;)

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.

A girl`s smile hides thousand words, a girl`s tears hides thousand feelings.

Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.

Every girl has her bestfriend, her boyfriend, and her love. If she`s lucky, they`re all the same person.

I`m jealous of every girl that has ever hugged you, cause for one moment, they hugged my entire world.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Behind every hurt, sad, depressed girl who has no trust for guys is the dirt bag that made her that way.

Nice guys are found at every corner of the earth...too bad the earth is round.

Never underestimate a woman who has been through hell and back!!!

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you.

Stop wanting his attention, and watch as he starts wanting yours. Works all the time:) we want what we don`t have.

Dear Girls, Always remember The charming boys are just better liars.

Sometimes the girl who`s always been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

I don`t want to be your ...favorite... or your ...best.... I want to be your ...only..., and f*ck the rest.

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.

When a girl says that she can`t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

I just want a guy to say this to me when I`m in a situation ...Don`t be afraid. I`m here....

A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

I hate texting you first, because it feels like I`m annoying you.

Dear girls, being sexy is a thing of the mind... its not always about your size, its more about how you carry yourself.

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Telling a female she`s sexy is flattering, but calling her beautiful means so much more.

Maybe he`s the guy for you but you`re not the girl for him.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

Be to her virtues very kind,Be to her faults a little blind.

Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

I`m a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face.

वो तरस जाएँगी प्यार की एक बूँद के लिए, मैं तो बादल हूँ किसी और पे बरस जाऊंगा।

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.

Treat yourself as a queen, and you`ll attract a king!

Did you know female spiders eat the males after mating? Smart creatures...

Dear boy, our small and silly conversation means more to me than you`ll ever know.

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.

A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man.

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.

Fact : Dear guys, most girls appreciate small things.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Dear girls.. All men with money aren`t smart. Sometimes a man`s money grows, but he doesn`t.

No woman wants to see herself too clearly.

वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं! जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते !!

Sometimes I`m an angel, sometimes I`m cruel. But when it comes to love I`m just another fool.

She can talk about him all day but when he`s actually around she`s speechless

...What a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same... :-)

A Computer is like a Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory...

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

I wonder if Mr. Right exists. I`ve already met Mr. Player, Mr. Psycho, Mr. Lazy, Mr. User and Mr. Know it all.

Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms.

If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn`t mean she`ll be interested in you, it`ll only mean ...YAY FREE DRINK!...

It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for ones that look like they belong in the zoo.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI...

मेरी हिम्मत को परखने की गुस्ताखी न करना, पहले भी कई तूफानों का रुख मोड़ चुका हु.

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