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Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars...Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...

Sending a woman a text that says ...Good Morning Beautiful... can change their attitude for the whole day...

Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman.

A girl may not be the queen to her boyfriend or husband, but she will always be a princess to her DAD :)

No woman wants to see herself too clearly.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Every girl deserves that one guy to make her smile and forget she ever had a broken heart.

Never let a girl think she has a chance when you know she doesn`t.

A Computer is like a Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory...

A girl`s smile hides thousand words, a girl`s tears hides thousand feelings.

If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don`t take her for granted.

Be to her virtues very kind,Be to her faults a little blind.

If a guy really loves a girl, the one and only thing he wanna change is her Last Name.

Every girl has her bestfriend, her boyfriend, and her love. If she`s lucky, they`re all the same person.

Dear boy, our small and silly conversation means more to me than you`ll ever know.

The best feeling in the world is when you are about to look at him but realize that he is already staring at you.

...Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more....

When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name incase we ever get married.

I hate texting you first, because it feels like I`m annoying you.

It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for ones that look like they belong in the zoo.

The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.

If you want me, then show it. I`m not going to wait for you for my entire life.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Dear hair, if you just cooperated in the first place we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. sincerely, girl with a flat iron

Guys, you must know that if a girl loved you then, chances are she still loves you now.

Dear Girls, Always remember The charming boys are just better liars.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.

I wonder if Mr. Right exists. I`ve already met Mr. Player, Mr. Psycho, Mr. Lazy, Mr. User and Mr. Know it all.

मेरी हिम्मत को परखने की गुस्ताखी न करना, पहले भी कई तूफानों का रुख मोड़ चुका हु.

Every girl has that special boy she`ll never forget about.

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.

Never underestimate a woman who has been through hell and back!!!

Guy: ...Hey girl, what`s your sexy name?... Girl: ...Taken!...

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.

Men play the game; women know the score.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.

You are the boy, and I am the girl. You text me first or we`re not going to talk today.

Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं! जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते !!

तू जिद हे इस दिल की, वरना इन आँखो ने, और भी हसीन चेहरे देखे हे

As my boyfriend, you have an amazing taste in girls ;)

I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.

The man of my dreams is never around when I`m awake.

The right person will love all the things about you that the wrong person took for granted.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Don`t be the woman that needs a man; guys take advantage of those people. Be the woman a man needs.

Girls give & forgive. Boys get & forget.

I`m a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face.

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you.

I miss you, but I`m not going to text you first, because I want to see if you miss me more.

A real woman doesn`t count how many guys she had in her life, but how many times she resisted guys for the man she really loves.

Guys, stop fighting `with` her and start fighting `for` her.

मेरे बारे में इतना मत सोचना, दिल में आता हु, समज में नही ।

When people call me a bitch I say HELL YEAH I AM !!!

You remind me of my next boyfriend.

Telling a female she`s sexy is flattering, but calling her beautiful means so much more.

Ever since I met you, it hasn`t been the same. All you got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.

Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you.

Call a girl pretty and she will remember it for 5 minutes. Call a girl ugly and she will remember it forever.

When a girl says, ...I`m done,... it really means, ...fight for me....

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.

वो तरस जाएँगी प्यार की एक बूँद के लिए, मैं तो बादल हूँ किसी और पे बरस जाऊंगा।

If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn`t mean she`ll be interested in you, it`ll only mean ...YAY FREE DRINK!...

...What a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same... :-)

Tall guy + short girl = cuuuute :) but short guy + tall girl = awkward.

Sometimes I`m an angel, sometimes I`m cruel. But when it comes to love I`m just another fool.

Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms.

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

Sometimes the girl who`s always been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.

Girls, when a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy (:

Dear girls.. All men with money aren`t smart. Sometimes a man`s money grows, but he doesn`t.

You`re as chocolate, as you always make me feel better.

I just want a guy to say this to me when I`m in a situation ...Don`t be afraid. I`m here....

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Maybe he`s the guy for you but you`re not the girl for him.

Behind every hurt, sad, depressed girl who has no trust for guys is the dirt bag that made her that way.

Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Did you know female spiders eat the males after mating? Smart creatures...

A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.

I`m jealous of every girl that has ever hugged you, cause for one moment, they hugged my entire world.

When you can`t appreciate a woman when she is doing her best for you, then do not expect her to be there in your time of need.

That awkward moment when the guy you like doesn`t reply to your text and you feel like jumping off the top of a building.

Awe that`s cute, how many OTHER girls did you say that too?

Dear girls, being sexy is a thing of the mind... its not always about your size, its more about how you carry yourself.

A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man.

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI...

Treat yourself as a queen, and you`ll attract a king!

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

When a girl says that she can`t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

Girls never mind staying up a bit longer just to talk to a guy they love :)

It`s funny how you can always tell when a guy likes someone else, but you can never tell if he likes you.

Dear Guys, when we put our head on your chest we want you to put your arms around us.

No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard the stories, but they didn`t feel what you felt in your heart.

He`s the kind of guy who makes you love your name just because he says it.

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.

Some guys are like commercials, you can`t believe a word they say

The awkward moment when your boyfriend`s hair is so much better than yours

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember...

I`m a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

You can`t turn a bad girl good. But once a good girl`s gone bad, she`s gone forever.

If you choose between two guys, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.

There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them....! :-/

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

I`d rather hear a guy say ...I made plans for us,... instead of the usual ...I dunno, it`s whatever you wanna do....

Fact : Dear guys, most girls appreciate small things.

Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks

Nice guys are found at every corner of the earth...too bad the earth is round.

Women are like grenades...if not handled correctly, they will kill you...

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination.

I am a woman, not a princess...I have an attitude, opinions, and a very loud voice...I am not a liar or a cheat...I am independent, intelligent, and strong...

Someone doesn`t have to be perfect in order to be my prince charming.

She can talk about him all day but when he`s actually around she`s speechless

I`m the girl that always has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.

Stop wanting his attention, and watch as he starts wanting yours. Works all the time:) we want what we don`t have.

I don`t want to be your ...favorite... or your ...best.... I want to be your ...only..., and f*ck the rest.

Girls be careful.. A player might take an occasional timeout, but he`ll always return to the game!

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